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[(3) D-GAF vs (6) JLG]

Good battle guys, both brought some good shit (although a lot of filler) but I was feelin JLG's verses a little more.

JLG to advance

[DTT - Simon Says (TK)]

It was close, Justin started off great, but his quality seemed to deteriorate as he went on (wayy too many slurred words and bad enunciation, sounded rushed). TK was more consistent flow-wise with much better enunciation for the most part. Both had good punches for the most part, but some of Justin's were incredibly basic and amateur sounding which kind of threw me off.

I have to give my vote to TK, but Justin did a great job too, really stepped it up this round.

I'm not a fan of TK's chorus though..

RRStudios responds:

TK: 3
Justin Simon: 10

Thanks for listening!

[:Stormy Skies:]

Really beautiful, just please make it longer!

AshleyAlyse responds:

Aw, thank you! :D I'll try to!

[DTT - Fuck Wyze (Matic)]

Close, insults wise, but I'm going to edge it out to Matic because I liked his delivery more and I feel like Wyze came off too arrogant.

RRStudios responds:

Wyze Stingray: 2
Matic Attack: 2
Thanks for the listen.

[DTT - EJ Spark Sucks]

E.J. wins this, although Fat Beats fit the beat better despite the awful accent.

Fat Beats' entire verse was just filled entirely with "your music sucks", small dick jokes, and gay jokes. E.J. had much more personals and creativity with his disses. Although I loved the pluto/dick line hahah.

Fat Beats had it on delivery, E.J. had it on lyrics and flow. My vote goes to E.J.

Also, -1 to Fat Beats for referencing my dick in his diss track.

RRStudios responds:

Fat Beats: 3
EJ Spark: 3

[DTT - Shef Cook Sucks]

I'm voting for Matic. It seemed like Shef Cook didn't even know who he was dissing (basically no personals) and he was extremely sloppy and hard to understand. Both should have harder though.

Matic wins for better personals and clarity.

RRStudios responds:

Matic Attack: 2
Shef Cook: 1

[Life Of A Loser - Matic]

This is legit. I would turn the volume up a bit on your vocals though.

[CLAB - Suddle vs Senator]

5 stars because I was mentioned!

Holy tits Suddle, what's with the shit mic quality and mixing in this battle?

Anyway, going with Senator John Dean on this one, Suddle came way too weak for me. You both had a lot of filler and just some random ass lines. The winner of this is going to have to really step it up in the finals if they want to win.

I'd give it to Senator 5-3 for better punches, intensity, and presence on the mic. I really liked Suddle's flow, but his shit mic quality and mixing, as well as his irrelevance and late-ness made this battle much less close than it should have been. His second verse was great, but his first one made it really tough for him to even try to come back. If both of his verses had been like his second one, he MIGHT have won it.

Anyway good battle, although a bit of a letdown. I was expecting better after how good your battles were last round.

[CLAB - suddle vs Richard]

I'm going to have to go with Suddlenuance although this was the closest battle I've seen so far this year. He came out swinging with confidence and swag that RJA couldn't match. RJA had a lot of great flips, but as people have said before me, he was too defensive and didn't nearly as many punches as Suddle. Also, Suddle made me laugh, which definitely helped sway my vote his way. Great battle to both of you though. I wish you could both advance.

[Ghost of GF's Past (Done)]

Dope. You all did good and your unique styles made the track really interesting. I've got to say Bummer City Town's verse was my favorite though (Fallout is a win)

MCDefective responds:

Thanks for the review bro! Yeah this might get on the radio if we make an edited version.